Large teapots fall off the table and small ones. Aliens are recruiting someone from advertisements

I can be electric
And sometimes I am iron.
In any form, without a doubt,
Always useful for people.
If I'm not in the kitchen,
You definitely won't drink tea.
I'm very, very hot!
What will you call me? (kettle)

The main one stands on the stove,
Pot-bellied and beautiful.
He will boil water for us,
Our beloved will pour us tea.
What's the little guy's name?
I think everyone will understand. (kettle)

The fat man is standing right on the stove.
And he will heat the water for me,
The water will just boil,
He will whistle and warn me.

Shiny, with a lid like this,
And his handle is arched.
He pours boiling water from his spout,
His belly is pot-bellied.
What a fat-bellied old man
Did you catch our attention?

I'm friends with the teapot,
I'll boil the water for you.
And I'll pour you some delicious tea,
Who am I, so guess what? (kettle)

Big iron toddler
It stands on the stove.
Pot-bellied, like he's a watermelon
And he smiles at me.
And when the water boils in it,
He will notify us all immediately.

Mom will get up in the morning
He will put it on the fire.
Then, from his nose
will pour us tea.
What is this, who can guess?

It releases steam when it boils.
About being warmed up
He will notify everyone.
The arms are curved and the nose is curved too.
So what is it, what does it look like?

Iron, water boils in it,
Lets off steam when not sleeping.
And his close brother is the teapot,
The answer is so simple, because it is a teapot. (kettle)

He is beautiful and steely,
And it is filled with water.
They will put it on the stove,
They will turn it on and make it boil.

It comes in different colors
Shiny and colorful.
And we really need it in the kitchen,
Our dear pot-bellied friend.
We'll put it on fire,
It will make the water boil.

The owner is almost in the kitchen,
And very often it boils.
The water will warm up there quickly,
And he will treat us all to tea.

The most important thing on the stove,
Help me pour some tea.
Water gurgles inside it,
Answer me, what is this, friends?

He is not seething with anger,
Always on the stove
How will the water warm up in it?
He will treat everyone to tea. (kettle)

So that we can all drink tea,
You have to ask him
To warm the water for us,
It boiled and whistled.

Riddles about the teapot
An important “boss” lives in my kitchen,
When it boils, it whistles and makes noise, but treats you to tea.
(kettle)

He is more important than all the dishes
And he doesn't like gossip.
Will be at the head of the table -
It's time for tea.
(kettle)

I start working early in the morning,
I'll call you to the kitchen with a cheerful whistle.
I'll give everyone I love tea,
I will give you energy for the whole day.

Many nations without him
Like without oxygen.
English and Kazakhs
He is very respected.
When guests arrive
The water is boiled in it,
And everyone is treated to delicious tea.

Very proud
Nose pointing at the ceiling.
But, only guests in the house,
How he immediately bows.
He always generously treats you to tea,
It heats the boiling water itself.

Even though he turns his nose up,
But he offers everyone a drink.
(kettle)

Anyone who likes tea will buy me.
And, not necessarily electric.
Or maybe just metal.
(kettle)

Starts with "Ch, ch"
He is not afraid of fire.
Sings songs cheerfully
And he will pour tea for everyone.
(kettle)

I can be electric
I happen to be metal
And even ceramic.
I can buzz
I can whistle
And, as a result, boil.

The steam locomotive is humming in the kitchen,
He will treat everyone to tea.
He whistles and calls for help.
- Turn it off, otherwise I’ll burn!
Turn off the fire quickly
I'll treat you to tea!
(kettle)

In a decorous hat,
With a whistle.
Like a policeman.
He treats you to hot tea,
Saves us from colds.
(kettle)

Suddenly someone snored loudly,
Then it began to sing and boil.
(kettle)

He's a big boss in the kitchen
All bowls, cups, spoons.
He's fat and hot, but has no legs,
We know that everyone calls him... .
(kettle)

The miracle beast settled in the house,
He looks very strong.
Huge nose
But this is not an elephant.
He has a big belly
But he is not a hippopotamus at all.
He snorts and hisses,
Boiling water is flying out of it.
(kettle)

He is a noble assistant,
Fast and very distinguished.
He loves guests
And it will kill the cold.
He makes a nice drink,
In the kitchen he is the boss.
(kettle)

Every child knows
Right from the cradle.
Who is boiling, whistling,
And in whom the water boils.
(kettle)

When you came to visit,
It is placed on the stove.
He will whistle, hiss,
I'm not in a hurry to go home yet.
Cookies appear on the table,
Everyone's spirits are lifted.
(kettle)

He's huge and pot-bellied
Yes, and he’s also big-nosed.
What a nice gentleman
There is one on the stove.
He's waiting for tea,
For your discovery.
(kettle)

As soon as it boils,
He whistles loudly and loudly.
Come running, help out,
Remove from heat quickly.
I pay for good with good,
I'll treat you to some delicious tea.

He snorted very loudly
Then he whistled loudly.
It was not in vain that he puffed, sweated,
He warmed water for the guests.
(kettle)

There is a hand, not a person,
there is a trunk, not an elephant,
there is a roof, not a house.

From a hot well
Water flows through the nose.

How he starts talking and talking -
We need to make some tea quickly.

There's a button on the head
There is a sieve on the back,
One hand
Yes, and the one on the back.

On the stove is the boss of the pots.
Fat, long-nosed?

He puffs like a locomotive
It is important to keep your nose up.
Make some noise, calm down -
Invite the seagull to have a drink.

Helps us cook
In the morning: coffee or tea.
Did you recognize that boiler?
Well, answer quickly!

He has a big belly
Not a hippopotamus at all.
He raised his trunk and nose,
But, however, not an elephant.
And he puffs through his nose
On the stove like a locomotive.

Even though he lifted his nose to the top,
But it's not serious.
He is not proud of anyone,
Anyone who wants to drink will be convinced.

I puff, puff, puff -
I don't want to get warm anymore
The lid rang loudly -
Drink tea! - The water has boiled!

Eremushka has been going on all century:
No sleep for him, not a nap.
He keeps an accurate count step by step,
And yet it won’t budge.

Behind the glass door
Someone's heart is beating -
So quiet
So quiet.

They go, they go,
And they won’t budge.

We don't sleep during the day
We don't sleep at night
And day and night
We knock, we knock.

We walk at night, We walk during the day,
But we're not going anywhere.

We walk at night, we walk during the day,
But we're not going anywhere.
We strike regularly every hour.
And you, friends, don’t beat us.

On the hand
And on the wall
And on the tower
In the heights:
They walk, they walk
Smoothly -
From sunrise to sunset.

We have no legs, but we walk
There is no mouth, but let's say:
When to sleep, when to get up,
When to start work.

I have no legs, but I walk
I have no mouth, but I will say,
When to sleep, when to get up,
When to start work.

They knock, they knock,
They don't tell you to be bored.
They go, they go,
And everything is here and there.

They walk all the time,
Not a person.

What always comes
Will it not move?

Below is a stone, above is a stone,
Four legs and one head.
Knowing no fear
Lives for three hundred years...

Turtle

The well-known slug,
She's running errands,
Hiding in a shell from fear
Long-lived...

Turtle

Lives between the hills
A head with four legs.

Turtle

He lives calmly, is in no hurry,
Just in case, carries a shield,
Under him, without knowing fear,
Walking...

Turtle

An old lady lives
In a strong hut:
Carry with him
This is the house.

Turtle

Who carries his own house?

Turtle

Who carries
Your home on land and in water?

Turtle

Below is a stone
On top of the stone
Four legs and one head.

Turtle

Walks quietly, like a snail; there is a shell, not a knight.

Turtle

What can I say about her? - coward,
He tries to live quietly.
Bone reliable roof
She has been hiding since childhood.

Turtle

Who in the world walks
In a stone shirt?
In a stone shirt
They're walking...

Turtles

Who wears a stone shirt?
They walk around in a stone shirt...

Turtles

Letters-icons, like soldiers on parade,
Lined up in a strict order.
Everyone stands in the designated place
And it's called building...

Letters-icons,
Like fighters - on parade,
They lined up in a strict order.

I am a collection of cards; from stress
My two values ​​depend.
If you want, I'll turn into a name
Shiny, silky fabric.

Atlas - Atlas

A and B were sitting on the pipe.
A fell B disappeared
Who's left on the pipe?

Letter "I"

What Russia doesn't have
Found in Moscow.
Not in St. Petersburg,
And there is one in Neva.

Letter "B"

This is not an easy book:
I study letters using it.

Plates and other objects surround us from early childhood. Riddles about dishes help kids develop logical thinking, introduce them to household items and their proper use. Children are often interested in the origin of dishes. For example, in Ancient Rus', all utensils were made of wood. It was only later that bowls began to be made from copper. Although it has now been proven that copper cookware is harmful to health. Dishes often act as heroes in folk tales. She can speak, feel, and is credited with magical qualities. Do you remember how in the fairy tale “Fedorino’s Grief” the dishes took offense at the mistress and left the house? Riddles about dishes are quite easy to guess; they instill in children a desire to help their mothers in the kitchen and teach them to take care of things.

It is round, but not a ball,
Copper is not a coin,
It burns with scarlet heat,
The water is warmed for them.
He is an expert at making tea,
I remembered the kettle for nothing!
After all, his name has been for centuries
People... (Samovar!)

Among spoons I am a colonel.
And my name is... Ladle!

Soup, salad, mashed potatoes, cutlets
Always served in... (Plate)

And for tea and yogurt
Substitute, my friend, ... (Cup)

On the stove is the boss of the pots.
Fat, long-nosed... (Kettle)

A boat is floating on my plate.
I put the boat of food into my mouth.
(Spoon)

Teapot girlfriend
Has two ears
He cooks porridge and soup for Yulia.
And her name is... (Castle)

There will be delicious food
With a golden crust,
If you use...
That's right, with a frying pan!

We don’t eat ourselves, but feed people (spoons)

She is friends with the cook
He will cook porridge for us for dinner
Her mother Julia loves her.
What's her name? (Castle)

I eat table soup for lunch,
I try dessert with tea,
Give me a little more
Where's my big...
/spoon/ ?

On one wide leg
She has 4 horns
But she's not a saw at all,
For cutlets and meat...
/fork/

Careful, look
Take it in your hand,
You won’t always understand it yourself
How to cut your hand...
/knife/

The nose puffs and breathes steam,
The hot side is bursting with steam,
And inside the drink is a herbalist,
He is my mother's favorite...
/kettle/

It's hot on the stove
Hides deliciousness under the lid,
Mommy cooks porridge in it,
Two handles, one...
/pot/

It's like she's damn round
I ate all the porridge to the bottom,
I see Sevka’s smile,
He lives at the bottom...
/plates/

Steep-sided and tall,
Oh, now I'll drink some juice,
Delicious things are not a lie,
My... will be empty
/cup/

Everyone really likes her
A beauty on a platter
With one hand, cutie
Little blue...
/cup/

And pancakes and omelet,
And potatoes for lunch
And the pancakes - wow!
It fries everything...
/pan/

The fat guy is standing
With your barrel akimbo,
Hisses and boils
He orders everyone to drink tea.
Samovar

I make thin dishes,
Delicate white and sonorous
They have been burning since ancient times.
I call myself...
Porcelain

I'm puffing, puffing,
I don't want to get warm anymore.
The lid rang loudly:
“Drink tea, the water has boiled!”
Kettle

Carrying water
To please the owner;
Lives with him
Until it falls.
Cup

Unapproachable in appearance
Standing with his arms akimbo,
And look inside, look
Treat inside!
Sugar bowl

I keep it hot
I keep it cold
I have both the oven and the refrigerator.
I’ll replace it for you on your trip.
Thermos

If I'm empty,
I don’t forget about myself,
But when I bring food,
I will not pass by your mouth.
Spoon

New dishes,
And it's all full of holes.
Sieve

There's a button on the head
There is a sieve in the nose,
One hand
Yes, and the one on the back.
Kettle

When it boils, steam comes out,
And it whistles and bursts with heat,
The lid rattles and knocks.
-Hey, take me off! - shouts.
Kettle

Purebred
Portly boyar
To all the people
Releases the water.
Samovar

I'm grumbling and grumbling on the fire
Then I sneeze
And I let off steam.
Kettle

It can be deep.
It can be small.
However, this is not a river.
Plate

I was born in the earth
Tempered in fire.
Pot

Fire burns among the water,
Water doesn't flood it.
Samovar

Made for liquid
but the liquid does not hold in it.
Funnel

Teapot girlfriend
Has two ears
He cooks porridge and soup for Yulia.
And her name is...
Pans

I feed everyone with pleasure,
And she herself is mouthless.
Spoon

On the stove is the boss of the pots.
Fat, long-nosed...
Kettle

How to start
Talk, talk,
I need some tea
Brew quickly.
Kettle

He has a big belly
Not a hippopotamus at all.
He raised his trunk and nose,
But, however, not an elephant.
And he puffs through his nose
On the stove like a locomotive.
Kettle

Although he lifted his nose up,
But this is not serious at all.
He is not proud of anyone,
Anyone who wants to drink will be convinced.
Kettle

On my plate
The boat is sailing.
Boat with food
I put it in my mouth.
Spoon

What tool can you use to slurp cabbage soup?
Spoon

Long-tailed horse
She brought us sweet porridge.
The horse is waiting at the gate -
Open your mouth wider.
Spoon

Who is she?
He will scoop up the porridge
And it will go into your mouth.
Spoon

If sharpened well,
He cuts everything very easily -
Bread, potatoes, beets, meat,
Fish, apples and butter.
Knife

The whole top of the head is full of small holes -
Bitterness is bitter in the plates.
Pepper shaker

Among spoons I am a colonel.
And my name is...
Ladle

New vessel
all full of holes.
Sieve

Bought a new one
so round
shake in hands
and it's all full of holes.
Sieve

Tell me what to call it:
Her teeth are all full of holes,
But beets, radishes, horseradish, carrots
She grinds deftly.
Grater

Hard, full of holes,
Prickly, clumsy.
What will they put on her back?
She will immediately devour everything.
Grater

Sivka is lying - her back is punctured.
Grater

At Foka's big-nosed
Constantly hands on hips.
Foka boils water
And it shines like a mirror.
Samovar

Aliens are recruiting someone through advertisements. One was found. Filmed on a bar of soap

And recently I saw the test... it is preliminary and you need to pass it before the interview

this test is for filling a mid-level position in the Central Bank

some questions are quite standard and banal for holding a position, but here are some... judge for yourself

How good do you think they are for selecting candidates?

Question 1

Select indicators that are NOT included in annual gross domestic product (GDP)

Dividends.
Rent.
Indirect taxes
Benefits for large families.
Cost of products whose production was not completed at the end of the year

Question 2

Choose the correct statements.

Expectations of deflation may lead to a decrease in aggregate demand.
All other things being equal, the acceleration of inflation in a country leads to a real weakening of its national currency.
The absence of structural unemployment means that the economy is overheating.
With a constant size of the economically active population, changes in the unemployment rate and the number of employed will be co-directional.

The investor is going to invest funds for two years. The annual interest rate is 3% per annum, two-year interest rate is 2.5% per annum. Choose the correct statements

If an investor expects that the annual interest rate will not change, it is more profitable for him to invest now for 1 year, and then for another 1 year
Market participants are likely to expect interest rates to fall next year
If an investor also expects rates to decline next year, it is definitely more profitable for him to invest for two years at once
By choosing the right strategy, an investor can guarantee himself an income of at least 3% per annum for two years

A Russian metallurgical company sold a large batch of steel to a British engineering plant, thanks to which it was able to pay off its debt to the French bank BNP Paribas. How these transactions will be reflected in Russia’s balance of payments (to be recorded in the form CA+CF+OR=0):

The current account balance will increase due to export growth
The current account balance will decrease due to increased imports
The financial account balance will increase (capital inflow)
The financial account balance will decrease (capital outflow)
Gold and foreign exchange reserves will increase
Gold and foreign exchange reserves will decrease

A country’s central bank intervenes in the foreign exchange market in order to curb excessive currency appreciation. This policy is likely to result in:

A depletion of FX reserves
An increase in FX reserves
A reduction in monetary base
Higher domestic interest rates

The economy of an oil-importing country is likely to be affected by higher oil prices in the following way(s)

Its currency will appreciate.
The central bank will start buying foreign currency.
GDP growth will accelerate.
The rate of unemployment will rise

Question 7

Year after year, the state increases spending on the military-industrial complex and social payments, financing them by borrowing on the domestic debt market. Choose the correct statements

Fiscal policy remains sustainable as long as the growth rate of the economy does not exceed the growth rate of government debt.
Government bond yields may rise
Government bond prices are likely to rise
This fiscal policy is clearly unsustainable as it will lead to an increase in the ratio of public debt to GDP

Question 8

A country’s currency will depreciate in real terms in the following situations

Inflation abroad accelerates, while the nominal exchange rate and domestic inflation remain stable.
Domestic inflation accelerates, while both the nominal exchange rate and inflation abroad remain unchanged
The major trade partner’s currency has been devalued, all other things remain equal.
The major trade partner experiences deflation, all other things remain equal

Question 10

Coupon bond duration:

The higher the coupon rate, the higher.
Always greater than the duration of a similar zero-coupon bond
The higher the yield to maturity, the higher.
Shows the sensitivity of the bond price to changes in interest rates.

Rational expectations are...

adaptive expectations
expectations formed based on past experience
always true (coinciding with fact) expectations
expectations formed taking into account all available information

The volume of exports over the past year increased 1.5 times. The export growth amounted to:

150%.
50%.
There is no right answer.

Choose the correct statements based on the conditions: large teapots fall off the table; small teapots whistle loudly.

Large kettles cannot whistle.
Some kettles cannot whistle.
Some large kettles are small because they can whistle.
None of the above.

Choose the correct statements based on the conditions: flowers are green animals; flowers drink coffee

Red flowers don't drink coffee
Some people who drink coffee are animals
Green animals are not flowers
Greens don't drink tea

Choose the correct statements based on the conditions: some dogs are spiders; all spiders have four legs.

All dogs have four legs.
If a dog has four legs, it is a spider.
Some dogs that have four legs are spiders.

Choose the correct statements based on the conditions: not a single dolphin can dive; some animals can dive; all diving animals live in water.

Not a single dolphin is aquatic.
Some aquatic creatures are not dolphins.
All dolphins live in water.
None of the above

Select the statements that follow from the conditions: only bad employees can be late and/or sleep on the job; Ivanov is a good employee.

Ivanov always arrives on time.
Ivanov sometimes sleeps at work.
Ivanov never sleeps, poor thing.
A bad employee sometimes arrives on time.
A bad employee is always asleep.

Choose the correct statements based on the conditions: some heads of cabbage are steam locomotives; some locomotives play the piano.

Some who play the piano are locomotives
Some cabbages play the piano
The battleship "Potemkin" plays the piano - therefore, he is a steam locomotive
None of the above

Choose the correct statements based on the condition: when a bear rides a bicycle, it always flies.

If a bear is flying, it means he is riding a bicycle.
If the bear doesn't fly, it means he's not riding a bike.
If a bear is driving a car, it means it is not flying.

New children's riddles
about the teapot - with answers.

Pot-bellied, big-nosed
There was a nozzle on the stove.
Then suddenly by accident
He sang a song.
kettle

Even though he lifted his nose to the top,
But it's not serious.
He is not proud of anyone,
Anyone who wants to drink will be convinced.
Kettle

He puffs like a locomotive
It is important to keep your nose up.
Make some noise, calm down -
Invite the seagull to have a drink.
Kettle

There is a bathhouse in the belly, a sieve in the nose, and a navel on the head. There is only one hand, and that one is on the back. What is this?
Kettle

There's a button on the head
There is a sieve on the back,
One hand
Yes, and the one on the back.
Kettle

On the stove is the boss of the pots.
Fat, long-nosed?
Kettle

Then he stands on the sidelines in silence,
He lifts up his nose and swaggers.
Then he treats us to tea,
Never tired of bowing.
kettle

There is a hand, not a man, there is a trunk, not an elephant, there is a roof, not a house.
Kettle

When it boils, steam comes out,
And it whistles and bursts with heat,
The lid rattles, knocks,
- Hey, take me off! - shouts.
kettle

Helps us cook
In the morning: coffee or tea.
Did you recognize that boiler?
Well, answer quickly!
Kettle

I'm grumbling and grumbling on the fire.
And then I sneeze -
I'm letting off steam.
kettle

From a hot well
Water flows through the nose.
Kettle

He has a big belly
Not a hippopotamus at all.
He raised his trunk and nose,
But, however, not an elephant.
And he puffs through his nose
On the stove like a locomotive.
Kettle

How he starts talking and talking -
We need to make some tea quickly.
Kettle

I puff, puff, puff -
I don't want to get warm anymore
The lid rang loudly -
Drink tea! - The water has boiled!
Kettle